The Secret Life of Cato

This is Cato:

Now, Cato would like you tho think that he’s “just another cat,” staring out the window like he’s got absolutely nothing else on his mind. Cato would LOVE for you to believe that he just sleeps, bats toys around, and lavishes attention on his people Mike and Tami and their son Benny (oh and the dog. Cato loves him some dog).

It’s a ruse, people! Just a little private detective work in the age of Google, and I found it. I knew something about him was just a little..off! All I’m saying is you should’ve broken out that checkbook when you had the chance, Cato. Now I have to show the world…These!

You had no idea he was THAT Cato!

Cato = Underground musical genius!

Music, crime fighting, and lastly…Political idealogue!!

…I’m just saying people, you may know who you live with but do you? Obviously not. Do your background check now – you’ll thank me later!


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We regret that Jackson does not answer questions posted in the comments. This is due to his demanding schedule and the high volume of requests he receives. But most importantly, since he has not met your cat, it would be contrary to his approach for him to give specific personalized advice for your specific situation. That being said, general questions and issues are addressed throughout this blog, in his book CAT DADDY and of course, the show My Cat From Hell.
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6 Responses to The Secret Life of Cato

  1. Luna June 5, 2011 at 1:24 am #

    lol so funny!

  2. Special-K June 5, 2011 at 3:06 am #

    What a lovely looking cat!

  3. Layla Morgan Wilde June 5, 2011 at 8:44 am #

    This is scary. Cato looks a two-eyed version of my Odin. Could Cato be his evil twin?

  4. Ashley June 5, 2011 at 12:03 pm #

    So cute. Lol!

  5. Connie June 6, 2011 at 2:11 pm #

    Love it!!

  6. djm181 July 28, 2011 at 9:46 am #

    Great post! This type of story writing about the “secret” lives of cats is the exact premise for my new blog…check it out at http://www.guardcats.com.

    I look forward to reading more about Cato!